Living in the Internet Age of Information
Bombardment, it’s easy to get entranced by the idea that you’ll need the one,
perfect specialty item or piece of equipment to tick off that box on your
prepper checklist. True, there is a wide world of specialty gear out
there, and some of it is nothing short of amazing, and well worth the time to
track it down or order it.
But what about your staples and basics? In
your quest for best, have you outrun your headlights, so to speak? Lost
sight of the forest for the trees? Maybe you are a beginning prepper with
nary a stash of food or ammo to your name, or are on a pretty tight budget. Or
perhaps you just cannot be bothered to make a bunch of extra stops or order
things online.
If any of those sound like you, I have good
news! Your friendly, neighborhood Wally World has a lot of what you need
under roof. Sure, Wal-Mart rarely carries the “best” of anything, but
their pricing and convenience gives them a quality all their own.
So if you need to plus up a few low or missing
provisions in your stockpile or are starting from scratch by busting open the
piggy bank, Wal-Mart is there for you. Below I’ll present a sort of guide
and shopping list for getting the most survival-mileage out of your next trip
to the Big Blue Box. There’re also links to Amazon.com if that’s more
convenient for you.
Foreword
This list is not comprehensive and not
specialized to any one particular kind of disaster survival scenario. In
keeping with the generalist theme of checking off as many boxes as possible
with one trip, some specialty items or items of higher quality have been
omitted. By the end, you can probably think of a half-dozen items off the
top of your head that I have omitted but you need. Good. Put them on
your list!
Regarding quality, Wal-Mart carried plenty of
entirely serviceable brands, but very rarely Tier 1 quality goods. If you
desire or require that level of quality, look elsewhere, but don’t be afraid to
buy backup or redundant items on a budget. You should stay away from the
very cheapest of anything that your life may depend on, but looking for buys
and discounts on certain items can help stretch your funds.
Things like store brand foods, essentials like
socks and underwear, generic meds and so on. You don’t need to spend a
fortune on a knife or other bladed tool to get one of serviceable quality. Other
things like flashlights, batteries and ammunition you should expect to spend a
little more on to ensure they last and work when needed. A $2 flashlight
may work fine until its first tumble, or might stop working unexpectedly,
leaving you in the dark.
It is bad to pay too much, but worse to spend
too little. There is a level of product where quality is impossible. Also
bear in mind this list is for a single individual, adjust the quantities based
on what your family will need, however many people are in your group or who you
anticipate lending a hand to.
Grab a Cart!
Grab a cart, have a quick gawk at the weirdoes
capering about, and let’s get moving. Your first stop should be the
pharmacy. Ignore the rack of ribs thawing by the reading glasses and find
the first-aid section. Start with basic wound care and trauma supplies. Grab
the following:
First-Aid
- Rolled Gauze, x 2rolls
- Gauze Pads, various sizes
- Compression Bandages, x 2
- First Aid Tape, x 2 Rolls
- Band-Aids
- Butterfly Strips
- Antiseptic Solution
- Burn Cream
- Moleskin
- Tweezers
With all that, you have the essentials you
need to treat minor wounds and injuries. Now duck over to the medication
aisle and grab the following. Real quick, you may already have these items
at home, fine, but we want them sealed for long term storage,
remember? Anyway, grab a bottle of the following meds, and perhaps a
handful of each in single dose packets to stash in your pack.
Medicines
- Pain Reliever, acetaminophen or
ibuprofen
- Anti-Inflammatory
- Antihistamine
- Nausea Relief
Put these away for the long haul when you get
home, and don’t forget to consult with your doctor about getting a supply of
any prescription meds you need also. If you need things like contact
cleaning solution, grab them now.
Roll around the corner to the bath and hygiene
department. We are only here for a few things, but these will make all the
difference when it comes to preventing disease and other ailments from laying
you low, and staying clean is a big boost for your attitude:
Hygiene
- Bar soap, x6
- Shampoo, large (optional)
- Toothpaste, x2
- Toothbrushes, x2
- Hand Sanitizer, large
- Disposable razors or cartridges
- Feminine Products as required
Next Stop: Tools, Tools and More Tools
Brace up, we are leaving the bath isle behind
and setting out for the hardware section. Pass the man who is singing to
himself. Don’t make eye contact. Remember your training. Once at
the hardware section, grab the following:
Hardware and Tools
- Vise Grips,
large
- Hatchet,
preferably with hickory wood handle or metal handle. Avoid plastic
(these may be in lawn care section).
- Framing
Hammer
- Folding hand saw
- Nails, various sizes.
- Duct tape, x2 rolls
- Carpenter Pencils
- Contractor Bags, large roll
- Large plastic bucket with
sealing lid.
- Tarps,
large, sturdy with heavy duty grommets, x2
- Gloves, light technical or
heavy leather variety, maybe both.
- Flashlight, large work-lamp
type. Try to get ones with common batteries.
- Cordage, accessory cord or
paracord, 100ft. Paracord may be in the outdoor section.
These items will allow to fix light structural
damage and build any needed basic structure so long as you have wood, which is
usually plentiful anywhere. The tarps are useful for shelter and privacy. Duct
tape really does have a billion uses, and your hatchet makes a great
all-purpose travel tool and brutal weapon with a little reach. The
contractor bags are useful for sanitation concerns as well as disposing of
rubbish or hauling soiled or filthy gear. Used with the bucket, you can
improvise a toilet when the water is out.
Now that we have our Wasteland Builder kit,
turn around and make your way to the outdoor and sporting goods section. Swerve
around the two kids wearing dinosaur heads jousting each other on bikes with
pool noodles. Well done. We’ll be grabbing quite a few things here:
Camping and Sporting
- Knife,
medium fixed blade or large folder. Get a decent one.
- Flashlight, handheld x 2
- Headlamp
- Batteries for lights
- Chemlights, x 4
- Emergency Band Radio, crank or
battery powered.
- Camp stove and fuel
- Small metal cook set
- Compass
- Water Bottle or canteen
- Handkerchiefs
- Ammunition for firearms
- Small gun
cleaning kit or bottle of gun oil
Most of these tools are obviously important. Your
knife will perform countless tasks as well as serving as a last-ditch weapon. Light
sources will be at a premium in many disasters, and essential for navigation
and signaling; a must-have item. Your headlamp will be your mainstay,
allowing you to walk or work while keeping your hands free. Face it,
keeping a light between your teeth sucks, and may lead to some freestyle dental
reconfiguration.
A camp stove and appropriate fuel source will
let you cook up food or boil water without the need to build a fire, either
indoors or on the move. Speaking of on the move, compass, even a very
basic one is invaluable for general direction finding, “which way am I headed?”
Lastly, if you own a gun or guns, they’ll do
no good without ammo to feed them, so keep a minimum stash of 250 rounds set
back for anything you are counting on. Likewise, they’ll need maintenance
as well as ammo, so invest in a basic cleaning kit or at least a bottle of
gun-specific lubricant.
The Final Stretch
Whew! This cart is getting heavy, and
that bum wheel that is always pulling to the right is seriously getting on my
nerves. We’ll need some food, of course, but let’s swing in to the
electronics department on the way over to the grocery.
While we may lose power, we won’t necessarily
lose all communication infrastructure, and our smart phones, radios and other
devices can still be valuable. Of course they’ll need to stay charged to
get any use from them unless we like expensive coasters, so pick up the
following:
Electronics
- Power Cell, preferably battery
powered.
- Spare phone cable, to use with
charger. Get a long one.
- Car adapter for cable.
- Walkie-Talkies,
get a pair, and the nicest ones you can afford.
In the event that communications networks are
not down entirely, just degraded or clogged with traffic, being able to get
your phone back up and running a little later, along with all of its wondrous
functions will be a huge advantage. If the networks are hard-bent or gone,
the walkie-talkies will let you and a friend communicate and coordinate over
short distances. A real lifesaver.
Now we have enough equipment and gear to see
us through a fairly significant event. Next we’ll need to grab a buggy
full of food to stash so we have the calories we’ll need to stay active and
save our skins. You want to be buying stable, easy to store food with long
shelf lives that are calorie dense. You can add a few things that you
really enjoy for morale, but you need to be thinking game time. Head to
the grocery side of the store and pickup the following provisions and rations:
Food and Drink
- Water, case of bottles or large
jugs, aim for a gallon a day for drinking and hygiene.
- Food, think calories, not
meals. 2,200 calories is a decent baseline for an adult.
·
Canned or foil packed
meats (tuna, chicken, beef, etc.)
·
Canned fruits and
veggies
·
Dry Staples
·
Rice
·
Oatmeal
·
Beans
·
Salt and Pepper
·
Hot Sauce
·
Instant Coffee or Tea
bags
·
Stable snacks
·
Jerky
·
Granola bars
·
Nuts
·
Powdered Drink Mix
·
Kool-Aid
·
Tang
·
Electrolyte Powder
·
Plastic Utensils,
large box
·
Paper plates, large
pack
·
Styrofoam or paper
cups
·
Can Opener
Water is the most important thing on this
list. You should be planning to collect and store water somehow, even if
you can only use it for washing and bathing, but if you do nothing else but lay
up a good supply of potable water you’ll be ahead of the ball game. Buy
more than you think you’ll need, and if you live in an arid climate even more
than that.
The above foodstuffs are nothing fancy, and
may not be the lightest or most efficient prepper-centric items, but they are
available now and are inexpensive calories. The throw-away cutlery will
help you conserve water since you won’t have to initially wash dishes and they
can simply be thrown away. You can treat jerky, granola and other
meal-replacements as travel rations. Your drink mixes will give you a variety,
quick energy and in the case of Tang and some similar mixes, plenty of vitamin
C. Vitamin deficiency will not be a concern initially, but protracted
events and malnutrition will see you come down with scurvy or worse.
If you are banking on bulk grains and legumes,
remember they take quite a bit of hot water to prepare, so adjust your water
and fuel estimates accordingly to accommodate. Canned food is usually
palatable enough right out of the can, and can be heated in the container once
you remove the label. Whatever you do, don’t forget your can opener, and a
spare!
Coffee and tea are great for pick-me-ups and
in the case of tea, is pretty decent brewed cold. The caffeine content is
valuable on its own when you need to slog on through the night or stay awake on
little sleep. That, and most of us are hopelessly addicted at any rate,
and coming down cold turkey, end of the world or no, really sucks. Either
can stave that off just a little longer, hopefully long enough for things to
get back to normal!
Woo Hoo! Homeward Bound!
Well, you made it. Another trip through
the wild and wooly fluorescent expanse of Wal-Mart. Only this time we are
coming away more prepared for what might lie ahead. Like I said above,
this list is not comprehensive, and is biased toward a single individual who is
lacking in the basics.
You might be thinking that all of the things
on this list would amount to a small mountain in a shopping cart. You
aren’t wrong: it really is not as much as you think, and seeing it all in a
pile like this may give you some perspective on how much is required to sustain
(modern) human life in trying times.
It is also a fairly expensive outing, so if
you do not have the cash or credit to plunk down for all of this at once, break
it up into a couple of trips, prioritizing water, food and first-aid. After
that get yourself some lights, batteries, tools and weapons, and then
everything else.
Conclusion
I want to take the opportunity to remind you,
reader, that gear and equipment is fine, but the first tool is your brain. You
must be taking the time now to learn and practice the skills, including
moderating your mindset, that will see you through a time of great upheaval
with life and limb intact.
It is not enough to fill your basement or home
with everything you may possibly need, and “figure it out” when the time comes. You
will not rise to the occasion; you’ll fall to your lowest level of training and
experience.
After you get all your goodies stored away, I
challenge you to get to work on improving your skills with your gear as well as
your primitive skills.
You don’t need to shop at a specialty outdoor
or camping store, or a site catering to preppers to get the things you need to
survive. You local Wal-Mart or other big box store has a lot you can use. This
is made even more attractive by their typical low pricing allowing you to
stretch your dollars that much further.
The next time you are getting ready to head to
Wally World, take a moment to review your other shopping list
and see what you need to add to your stockpile. With one trip, you could
come home with more than just staples.
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